New here, thought I would say hi by leaving a good joke, so.....
3 couples,first were newlyweds,next married 5 years, and a 20 year married pair, all were meeting with a minister about joining the church. After talking for about an hour, the pastor said, " I want you all to abstain from sex for the next 2 weeks, then come back"
After 2 weeks, a six of them were in the ministers office, and he asked them how it went.
The 20 year couple said it was no problem at all. The 5 year couple said it was rough for the first week, but the second was OK. The newlywed husband said, "well Pastor, the first 3 days were ok, but when she dropped the can of paint, it was all over!"
The pastor, not sure what he meant, asked him to explain.
"Well Pastor, all was good until she bent over to pick it up. I saw her bent over, and just had to have her then and there!" "Well, you are not welcome in my church" said the pastor.
"That's OK" he said, "We aren't welcome in Home Depot anymore either!"